SP Paul Maholm, PIT pitched a complete-game, three-hit shutout against the Astros. Maholm. Really. I KNOW! Maholm walked none and struck out one. If you were part of the 0.7% that own him in ESPN leagues, you probably deserve a start from him that didn't make you wanna kill yourself. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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